Rosencrantz : Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern : How do you play that?
Rosencrantz : You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern : Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz : Cheating.
Guildenstern : How?
Rosencrantz : I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern : Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz : Are you counting that?
Guildenstern : What?
Rosencrantz : Are you counting that?
Guildenstern : Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz : I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead", Tom Stoppard